What’s up Reunions visitors of 2026?!?! This is one of your loyal Reunions student workers and I am so excited to see all of you this year! My name is fittingly Griffin, and I am a rising junior at Reed! This is my second year working as a Reunions Student worker so I thought I would look through the schedule for the Reunions weekend and point out some of the events I am most looking forward to and that you will hopefully see me at!
First off, Thursday is the first day of big events, of which, I am most excited to see the 50th class reunion dinner in the evening. I didn’t get the pleasure of being there last year but I am most definitely going to be there this year and am looking forward to hearing all the amazing stories of y’all’s time at Reed! There is also a reactor tour from 3-4 pm that has limited spots so make sure to sign up when you can if you want to see that signature blue glow! If you can’t get a spot on the Thursday tour don’t worry, because there are three other chances for you to sign up for a tour.
Credit: Nemo Shen ’21
Moving on to Friday, this is the day where things really get going for those of you not from the class of ’76. If you’re an architecture fan, or just like walking around looking closely at buildings (which technically makes you an architecture fan) try your best to catch one of the two architecture tours hosted by Paul Edison-Lahm of the class of ’83.
Also on Friday is my FAVORITE event of the whole weekend: How to Make Sausage with Meat Smoke!!! If you have ever wondered what it’s like to feel the power of a full on meat grinder in your hands, or what it feels like to rehydrate some prophylactic-esque looking sausage skins, this is the event for you. Not only do you get to do lots of tasting while you’re making your creations (you know…….for quality control) but you also get to be a part of Reunions set up like me! The sausages y’all make will be served after the fireworks on Saturday! So help feed your fellow Reedies and make some banger sausages (get it? There’s a badum tshhhh in there somewhere).
1:00–3:30 p.m., Spanish House
The masters of meat will demystify the metaphor, and prove that the dirty details are in fact delicious, clean fun! Meat Smoke veterans will lead a sausage-making workshop, demonstrating the entire process from snout to tail. Get hands-on experience in cutting down and grinding whole slabs of pork, seasoning it to perfection, loading and filling pork casings, and pinching and cutting sausage links. There will be plenty of opportunities for grilling and tasting our creations during the workshop. Sausage made during this event will be served to everyone after the Laser Light Show on Saturday. Come meat with us, join in the fun, and make lots of dirty jokes (sometimes they slip out unintentionally)!
Later Friday night, come support some Reedies on the quad who are playing music! One of my bosses from another of my on campus jobs will be playing so you bet I’m going to be there shouting GO BEN!!!!
Finally for Friday night there is arguably the biggest party of Reunions every year, the Language plaza party. Now the past couple of years it has been a 90’s party (The Dream of the 90s Is Alive at Reunions), but this year it is under new management. The class of 2016 has taken over, and with the help of some other classes, they are going to throw the biggest 2016 party since…. well, 2016!!
On Saturday, make sure to try to catch the All-in-one HUM 110 lecture! There will be every helpful piece of information from the entire universe ever and I personally think that is pretty cool.
One final event that I want to point y’all towards is the Human Chess! Have you ever wanted to LARP a chess piece??? (who am I kidding you’re Reed Alum, you do that every Saturday) BUT!!! There will be a little bit more action than your average run of the mill human sized chess game. I can’t say anymore because I fear for my lowly pawn life but be there or be square!!! (get it……. Badum tshhhh again!)
There are so many cool events happening this Reunions weekend I couldn’t possibly talk about all of them but these are the ones I personally have my eye on! I hope to see y’all there!! If I don’t see you at a particular event, I’ll definitely see you while I’m whizzing around AT OR BELOW the speed limit in the Reunions taxi so don’t hesitate to wave it down or call the taxi number (503-517-4050).
Signing off, your soon to be favorite Reunions student worker:
Griffin J ’28